EASTER ADOPTABLE CLEARING HOUSE GIVEAWAY FIRE SALE

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The door opens. You take off your fancy space helmet. Kinda stupid because you don’t really know if it’s safe to breathe, but hey it all turns out fine anyway. You swipe the dust off the first console you bump into (It’s dark I guess… probably should have mentioned that). Pressing the biggest button you see because you’re an asshole, you activate the display lighting. Before you stand 4 bizarre colored eggs. The console in front of you displays a message:

EASTER ADOPTABLE CLEARING HOUSE GIVEAWAY FIRE SALE:
That’s right you lucky sentient you! Regardless of gender or lack thereof, you have been chosen to receive one of 4 special eggs! Whatever hatches from these eggs is completely yours to do as with you wish!

Including but not limited to:
Profit: Want to make money off of it? Good luck with that!
Sex: Sure… why not!
Role Playing: That’s a thing.
Kill it: Probably the best choice!

HOW TO CLAIM:
Just say you want it… not that hard. Just do it. COME ON. Limit 1 per customer see store for details. Offer not applicable where prohibited. Long Live Kim Jong-un.

EXPIRATION:
Eggs are due to hatch April 21st. Failure to claim an egg will result in the eggs permanent destruction. You will never know what hides inside the egg. And wouldn’t that just be a shame?

Please step up and choose carefully! The POWER IS YOURS!

-End Message-

You step up, like a MAN (or whatever) and examine the eggs. Descriptions as follows

1. Pink egg. A clock is engraved on the shell… It appears to be apart of the eggs natural biology. kooky.

2. looks like a giant hand grenade. I guess that’s pretty cool.

3. just a plain ol looking giant egg… with what looks like a smiley face. Sure.

4. Now this is what I’m talking about. It’s like a dark evil looking egg. What is that eeking out of the top there? Is that lava? BADASS. There appears to be a Chinese symbol engraved in lava on the egg, but you’re probably to uncultured to know what it means.

ALL EGGS CLAIMED. GO HOME. WE’RE CLOSED.

yollgraveyard:

Or so I theorize.

More stupid roommate comics

Depression tip numero 48. When sad, paint sad characters.
Depression tip nemero 49. Don’t eat cat food and huff glue
(P.S. why did no one tell me about the fantastic industrial  background in Madoka? That’s like, instant love right there)

Depression tip numero 48. When sad, paint sad characters.

Depression tip nemero 49. Don’t eat cat food and huff glue

(P.S. why did no one tell me about the fantastic industrial  background in Madoka? That’s like, instant love right there)

warm up studies, of light and structure and satan and 

COMIC THUMBNAILS GOD YES IT’S THUMBNAILS FOR A COMIC OH MY JESUS YES GIMMIE THOSE THUMBNAILS OH GOD YES

COMIC THUMBNAILS GOD YES IT’S THUMBNAILS FOR A COMIC OH MY JESUS YES GIMMIE THOSE THUMBNAILS OH GOD YES

My roommate/artist/belly bongo champion, Julian, has some very strong feelings about modern media. 

Also: I’m working on a new painting, so flip the fuck out and dance! 

Aw man. The new Homestar Runner update made me sad. The bonus scene at the end, where Homestar and Strongbad catch up with each other as if they hadn’t seen one another for years is just sort of a bummer. Homestar Runner was once one of the most influential things in my life, and is what inspired me to animate. Probably more sad cause I think of how long ago that was and how young I was, ha ha. Oh well. 
Enjoy this incredibly rushed color experiment/speed paint. 

Aw man. The new Homestar Runner update made me sad. The bonus scene at the end, where Homestar and Strongbad catch up with each other as if they hadn’t seen one another for years is just sort of a bummer. Homestar Runner was once one of the most influential things in my life, and is what inspired me to animate. Probably more sad cause I think of how long ago that was and how young I was, ha ha. Oh well. 

Enjoy this incredibly rushed color experiment/speed paint. 

First earthquake I was awake for hit like, five minutes ago. Having only lived in Burbank for a little bit, this is still very exciting obviously. 

Case file #24
Subject: Boird
Time Allotted: 30 minute.
Time of death: 4:49 pm Pacific Time

Case file #24

Subject: Boird

Time Allotted: 30 minute.

Time of death: 4:49 pm Pacific Time

Finished it. Very happy with how this came out! Ghadius is easily one of my favorite villains. His design is just spooky enough in contrast to the happy-go-lucky world he inhabits. And his voice in the PS1 game is bone chilling. Anyways I deviated from the canonical design, and based it more on a specific concept art image of him. 

Finished it. Very happy with how this came out! Ghadius is easily one of my favorite villains. His design is just spooky enough in contrast to the happy-go-lucky world he inhabits. And his voice in the PS1 game is bone chilling. Anyways I deviated from the canonical design, and based it more on a specific concept art image of him.