Language is a mental disorder.
"I close my eyes and seize it / I clench my fists and beat it / I light my torch and burn it / I am the beast I worship" - Thomas Jefferson
—-Taco Shit incident customer service recording—-
Tony: Hey yeah, ahhhhh, Can I get ten orders of the “Go-Hard-Or-Go-Home-Burritos”. And aaaaaaahhhh a large root beer.
To-Go clerk: Any drink orders for anyone else?
Tony: This is all one order.
To-Go clerk: ……………Okay then…………… That’ll be $12.75.
Tony: I DON’T NEED YOUR TONE.
Sprus Ifin was born with a special ability to twist his paper thin extremities in a drill shape that could magically crack through any surface. Unfortunately being a massive alcoholic the most he ever drills through are cheap wine corks. His mother writes to him frequently, but there’s never a response.
HEY YALL I BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW I’M WOKRING ON AN ALBUM? ITS GONNA BE HOT AND FRESH. PLEASE ENJOY THIS 30 SECOND SAMPLE OF EVERY SONG ON THE ALBUM. PLAYED AT ONCE. I AM SO MULTI-TALENTED
(I don’t dance this well in real life)
Sometimes I think, “OH I KNOW. I’LL DO A COMIC IN GRAYSCALE PAINTINGS!”
And then after I paint a little bit I think…
"OH I KNOW I’LL DO A COMIC IN STICK FIGURES"
Sam is an artist. He has some pretty cool characters. You should check them out.